So my 3 year old really wants to be a comedian I think. Always telling jokes he's heard and jokes he's well... made up. Mostly knock knock jokes right now. He'll say things like
"knock-a-knock?"
Who's there?
"Hamburger"
Hamburger who?
"Hamburger milkshake!! haa hahahaha ahahaa"
You know things that only make sense to a three year old... so we were sitting down for dinner last night when he started his endless cycle of knock knock jokes. All pretty much the same as before, but I noticed he started looking around the table for ideas. That's when he came up with this gem...
"knock-a-knock?"
Who's there?
"Fork"
Fork Who?
"Fork you daddy!"
Needless to say I laughed my ass off....which pleased him... but then I had to tell him not to ever tell the joke again. So we'll see.